I'm on Mongolian TV!

So I forgot to post this when it happened, but the other week my school had a TV commercial done.  I speak Mongolian in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M62Kg3t4KHU

Translation of what I'm saying: "Hello my friends!  I came to Mongolia from the states because I love Mongolia and Mongolian language.  Come study with us!"

Pretty standard stuff, but it was fun.

My New Roommate: also, Animals in Evenki

In honor of my new roommate, who is herself an animal, here's a list of animals in Hulunbuir Evenki.  Loans noted:

Important livestock (all borrowed from Classical Mongolian):
qɔnin: sheep
ukər: cattle
mɔrin: horse
jamaɣan: goat

If you're familiar with the Mongolian concept of tav maɬ "five herds", perhaps you've noticed that these are four of the five important animals kept by the Mongols, so it makes perfect sense that Mongolized Evenki would borrow these words.  However, there are only four here!  What about the other one?  The other animal, the camel, is not in Evenki because they live too far north.  However, if there was a word it would be something like təməɣʌn, which is the modern Chahar pronunciation of Classical Mongolian temeyen.

Other Mammals:
inakin: dog (compare Mong. nɔxɔɪ)
bɔqa: deer (compare Mong. bʊqa)
kɔskə: cat (from Russian koʃka)
guskɔ: wolf

Other Vertebrates:
dʊ'gi: bird
tamədʊ'gi: eagle (it would be interesting to see the meaning of "tamə")
kɔɮin: snake
ɔɮdɔ: fish

Bugs:
iɮasən: fly
bɔqɔsən: mosquito
umuɬ: worm

Counting to Ten in Evenki!

Let's count to ten in Hulunbuir Steepe Evenki!  I'd like to add that my being able to do this amused my informants to no end.  They would bring their friends over to hear the funny foreigner count in their native language.

1 umun
2 dzu:r
3 iɮɛn
4 digin
5 ton:a
6 nʊŋʊn
7 nadan
8 dzapqɔn
9 jɔgɪn
10 dza:n

Altaic Swadesh Lists:
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Swadesh_lists_for_Altaic_languages

Descriptive Grammar of Evenki:
https://archive.org/details/rosettaproject_evn_morsyn-4

QUICK CORRECTION: I did not mean to insinuate that digin "four" was a recent borrowing. This is a pure Tungusic word (e.g. Manchu "duin") but may reflect borrowing on an ancient level, or if Altaicists are correct, they may even be true cognates.

Also, sorry for the jumpy video, but we don't need fluid movement as long as the board is visible and the audio works!

Bro Drinks Airag!

My first time trying Airag, or fermented mare's milk! Also known as Koumis to the Turkic peoples.  Not bad, but definitely new!

Evenki Greetings and Introductions

Hulunbuir Steppe Evenki greetings and introductions:

ajə biʃindi -- Are you well?
ajə -- Well, good
ʊrʊ -- Bad
ima gɔrbitʃ biʃin di? -- What's your name?
nameɪ xaɣar -- My name is Khagar (mountain)
ʊrʊntʃutʃʊ -- Thank you
ʊ:tʃla:ʃræ -- Sorry (from Mongolian)
bajartæ -- Goodbye (from Mongolian)

Mailbag 1 + Evenki Villages!

Kero K Says:

1) How did you find the Evenk (sic) in the countryside? Did you just wander around and ask (in Chinese) everybody you saw if they were Evenki? How upset were the Chinese guards?
2) I remember reading somewhere that the Ket were driven northward not by the Evenks, but that they moved themselves northward to avoid being stuck inbetween the Russians and Tatars. Both groups demanded tributes/taxes from the Kets, but the Kets could afford to pay only one. Thus, they moved north so they would be completely in Russian territory. They also didn't have to worry about Tatar attacks there.

My Reply:

Mongolian Food is Awesome

Let’s talk about Mongolian food.  Usually when we Americans think of Mongolian food, we think of “Mongolian Barbecue”, recently popularized by several chains back in the States.  How this name came about I’m not sure, as it’s neither Mongolian nor barbecue.  For the uninitiated, M.B. is basically Chinese stir fry served in a Mongolian theme restaurant.  It’s the Asian equivalent of “Outback Steakhouse”...a delicious fraud:

As another analogy, imagine going into your local Mexican joint and being served Kung Pao Chicken.  That’s Mongolian Barbecue.  The problem is not, mind you, the food itself.  I love a good stir fry.  The problem is the dishonesty, or at least the benign ignorance, of calling it something it’s not.

And it doesn't end there.  One popular M.B. chain makes the claim, which is now a widespread belief, that M.B. originated with Genghis Khan’s soldiers using their shields as woks.  Preposterous.  This story was dreamed up in an air-conditioned office in Cleveland by some white people in ties.  A nomadic warrior carrying around a sack of rapidly-spoiling veggies, rice and other stir-fry implements would be slowed down considerably, and before long end up dead.  Why would you do that when you have a perfectly good food source that can walk, feed and reproduce by itself?

And not only do sheep/horses/goats/camels/cattle (the “big 5” of Mongol pastoralism) provide you with food, they provide you with clothes, shelter, milk, transport and load-bearing.  They can even get you drunk, if you ferment or distill the milk.  When’s the last time you saw a bell pepper do any of this?  Vegetables suck.  They’re good for nothing but sitting around and going bad:

Even Nancy Reagan says NO to veggies!

Not only that, but vegetables are incredibly labor-intensive.  You have to stay in one place and farm them.  Mongols don’t farm, they pillage people who farm.  Do you know what the Mongolian word for fruit/veggies is?  Tsagaan Khoolh “white food”.  In this case the “white” has some connotation of effeminacy or weakness.*  That’s right; the Mongolian word for veggies is “wimp chow”.  Vegetarians have it hard here.

Real Mongolian cooking doesn’t even use woks.  A soldier in the Mongol Hordes would be more likely to use a wok as a shield than vice versa.   Woks feature nowhere in the Mongolian kitchen.  But you know what do?  Hollowed-out marmot carcasses:

Awesome.

Real Mongolian cooking is the manliest culinary tradition in the world.  Mongolian food, by and large, requires only two things: fire and dead animals.  You don’t even need utensils.  You eat the meat with your hands and a knife.  I can’t think of a single Mongolian dish that isn’t entirely or almost entirely animal products.   You know what the Mongolian equivalent of a Thanksgiving turkey is?  Roasted sheep head.  They have it on special occasions and give it to the guest of honor.  Again, awesome.

Even Mongolian tea is badass and manly.  In the States we don’t really think of tea as being badass, more the province of hippies, Englishmen and other enemies of freedom.  Red-blooded Americans drink coffee.  Black, maybe with a little milk.  But even here Mongolians have us beat.  Mongolian milk tea is the manliest morning beverage in the universe.  Let me explain:

First, you start with a brick of tea.  How, you may ask, does tea come in bricks?  Mongols have done this for centuries.  Traditionally, the leaves are pressed and held together with COW BLOOD.* Holy crap.  Is there anything about Mongolian food that doesn’t kick ass? (Hint: no.)

So, you break off a chunk of blood-tea and boil it.  Meanwhile, you take an equal measure of milk--whole, none of this lo-fat nonsense-- some butter, salt to taste, and maybe a bit of cooked rice, if you’ve plundered any farms recently.  Mix together, and enjoy.  The resulting high-calorie tour de force is less tea and more broth.  It’s great for floating dumplings in or dipping meat.  In the latter case, by the end of your meal you have bits of meat and blood sausage floating in the tea, which improves the taste.  Then you drink it, sharpen your sword, and overthrow the Song Dynasty:

Image Sources: here & here

* Although the term does have its origins in the literal white color of dairy products--basically it initially referred to anything that wasn't the actual flesh of an animal.
*http://templemountaintea.com/wiki/temple-mountain-tea-wiki/tea/forms-of-tea-for-consumption/tea-bricks/