Sunday, May 8, 2022

Cavemen Rock, Part XI: The Thrilling Conclusion


Hi everybody, welcome back to the show that’s Proudly Irrelevant: Office Hours with the Brofessor. Today we’re wrapping up our paleoanthropology series, known as “Cavemen Rock” to the elite. Last time we learned about the emergence of Homo sapiens and the transition to behavioral modernity. That expression refers not just to looking like modern people anatomically, but also acting like modern people. Behavioral modernity seemed to emerge around 70,000 years ago, while our species has been around for almost five times that, as our friend Old Jeb has demonstrated. This intermediate period, known as the Middle Paleolithic, seems to suggest a period of agonizing trial and error covering thousands of generations—though even this progress would have been faster than the glacial pace of Lower Paleolithic development. 

But finally, between fifty and a hundred thousand years ago, people who thought, spoke, and acted exactly like us were spreading across the world. This brings us to a period called the Upper Paleolithic, in which modern human behavior can be inferred from archaeological remains. During the Upper Paleolithic, people spread out around the world, either displacing or assimilating all other Homo species in their wake. These ancient species, known as archaic hominins, include not only Neanderthals, Homo heidelbergensis, and other species already discussed, but some surprising new species that have only recently been unearthed and studied; we know, furthermore, that at least some of these stragglers managed to hold on until a startlingly recent date, suggesting that perhaps even more surprising discoveries await science.
 
Species 1: Behaviorally Modern Humans
 
Behaviorally modern humans, henceforth “we” or “us”, seemed to have arisen in Africa, and by 50,000 years ago had spread to Asia, Europe, and Australia. Throughout this series, we have been doing an interesting exercise: imagining our interactions, as people, with the creatures we encounter. Thus far, every species we have encountered has come up wanting, despite increasingly frequent flashes of pseudo-modern behavior. But finally, we can say definitively that, by fifty thousand years ago, there were people living who we could interact with as other people—we would be able to talk to them, befriend them, go to war with them, and marry them. There was no apparent cognitive or behavioral disparity between us today and us fifty thousand years ago. How do we know this? The intricacy of tools suggests critical thinking, innovation, and the ability to teach skills using language. Meanwhile, the Upper Paleolithic sees an explosion of creative expression; art becomes not only ubiquitous but beautifully made. Here are a few of my favorite pieces from the period: 

Engraved ostrich shells from Diepkloof, South Africa (60 KYA):
(1) 

The Oldest Extant Naturalistic Art (from Sulawesi, 44 KYA)
(2) 

Lowenmensch “Lion Man” (Germany, 35-40 KYA)
(3) 

Animal + Genitals Painting, Chauvet Cave, France (30-35 KYA)
(4) 

THE FRENCH: BIZARRE, PRETENTIOUS ABSTRACT ART SINCE 30,000 BC 

At the same time, this is only what has survived over tens of thousands of years. During this time people had other aesthetic experiences, such as music, storytelling, and ceremony that have not survived to the present. How I would love to meet the people who made these works, and be able to hear their stories and listen to their music! Their lives, now long gone beneath the surging tide of ages, were just as rich and dramatic as our own. 

Species 2: Post-Contact Neanderthals 

“OAAAAAAAAA!” 

That’s a quote from one of my favorite movies, “Ao: The Last Hunter”. Good movie. It’s a slightly cheesy look at what interactions between Neanderthals and Homo sapiens might have been like during this period. Check it out! Be warned, there is a pretty gross caveman sex scene. Neanderthals thought we were pretty cool. Or at least, they thought our whole “culture” thing was pretty cool. As soon as they made contact with us, we start finding more and more tantalizing hints that they borrowed elements of true culture from Homo sapiens, such as scratching geometric patterns into cave floors (5) and decorating themselves with feathers—black was their favorite color (6). Furthermore, the oldest known cave paintings, dating from over 60 KYA, were Neanderthal in origin (7):
We also have neanderthal paintings of seals, apparently the local food source, that are roughly concurrent with the buffalo painting above (43kya):
It seems, therefore, that interaction with behaviorally modern people brought Neanderthals into something approximating behavioral modernity. Could we, and did we, really interact with them the same way we interact with one another? Sadly, we will never know. BUT. Another thing that Neanderthals did when they met us is make babies. Yes, with us. Which meant, if you’re at all familiar with the process of baby manufacture, that at least some humans and Neanderthals actually found one another attractive. That’s right: humans and Neanderthals could fall in love:
Amazing artwork from Tom Bjorklund (8).

Tell me Neanderthal girls aren’t cute! That’s right, you can’t! 

We know we had children together because, having sequenced the Neanderthal genome, geneticists have located Neanderthal DNA in the genetic makeup of many modern people—myself included! 

Species 3: Relict H. erectus on Java 

Before we get into the recently-discovered species, let’s mention someone else we’re already familiar with. On the island of Java in modern Indonesia, long outlasting the other members of their species, a relict population of Homo erectus survived until as late as 108,000 years ago (9), at the same time behavioral modernity was emerging among H. sapiens. Once spanning all across Afro-Eurasia, Erectus had now been relegated to a tiny toehold in the rainforests of Java. This makes H. erectus by far the most successful Homo species, with a tenure of 1.8 million years stretching back beyond the old days of Grandpa George (Homo georgicus). That’s almost seven times the age of our species, and seventeen times the age of behavioral modernity.
It’s entirely possible that behaviorally modern humans may have even run into these guys as they migrated along the Indian Ocean coast, which would be a very interesting interaction to see. How much of our culture could Erectus have picked up? Could we have communicated with them at all? If there’s one thing Erectus loved, it’s symmetrical hand-axes, and we know that even these had some degree of aesthetics to them, not least in their striking symmetry. In some admittedly non-Indonesian cases we see the incorporation of naturally occurring fossils, or hand-axes too large to be practically useful. When I was at the Met in New York, I had the opportunity to get a load of this absolute unit:
Let’s also not forget, these are the guys who made the Trinil shell doodles. Would that potential for aesthetics have been enough for them to learn language, or develop a truly human culture, once they came into contact with us? Finally, what was their ultimate fate? Could they have assimilated into our communities, or had children with us? Did they die of our diseases, get outcompeted for resources, or were they so different from us that we simply killed them on sight? 

Species 4: Denisovans 

Now we’re getting into archaic species that have just been discovered. Denisovans, named for Denisova cave in Siberia, were cousins of the Neanderthals that lived in northern and eastern Asia—so far their presence has also been confirmed in Tibet. Touchingly, the latter find is accompanied by the hand-and footprints of Denisovan children (10), like you might see a child’s handprint in concrete today.
The Siberian finds, which yielded some bone fragments, have given us enough DNA to know that these creatures were a separate species from both us and Neanderthals, but also that they contributed to the genes of some people living today. Amazingly, the people who carry their genes are not from Siberia, as you might expect, but are instead the Indigenous people of Australia, New Guinea, and parts of the South Pacific (11). This, I think, goes to show how much we still have to learn about these fascinating prehistoric migrations. Also germane to the discussion is that they were apparently making abstract art, as these 100,000 year-old etchings from Northern China show (12):
Here is an artist’s interpretation of a teenage Denisovan girl whose remains were found in Siberia, from the PBS series “Eons”. Also worthy of note is that she’s also Neanderthal; her DNA tells us that her Dad was a Neanderthal, and her mom was a Denisovan.
(13) 

And now, a shout out to some cool modern kids who may have Denisovans among their ancestors:


Species 5: Homo floresiensis 

Speaking of the South Seas, this is a relatively new species found in Indonesia that turned the paleoanthropological community upside-down. You might have read about these guys before—they’re the “hobbits” of the prehistoric world, who due to isolation on a remote island stood only three feet tall.
(14) Here’s another image that I wish I had the source for, but don’t. Sorry. I think it’s from National Geographic.
They also hunted Komodo Dragons, which is awfully badass in my book, especially if you're three feet tall:
Now how does this happen? If you’re stuck on an island for hundreds of thousands of years, you gradually get smaller, since there are fewer resources. Compare, for instance, Shetland ponies. Now here’s where things get interesting: on the Indonesian island of Flores, where these guys were discovered, there have been stories told of weird little caveman dudes living in the jungle and stealing farmers’ crops…and sure enough, here are skeletons of weird little caveman dudes. Could these stories have been grounded in reality? Could a relict population of H. floresiensis have survived long enough for the modern population to remember them? Now, if you’re a real scientist, you’re probably rolling your eyes at my pseudoscientific speculation…but you have to wonder! 

Species 6: Homo luzonensis 

Not much to say about these guys yet, except that they lived in the Philippines, and probably used boats to get there (15).
Species 7: Homo naledi 

Yet another species just discovered in the last few years, this time in South Africa. These guys are interesting because of how ancient-looking they are. There’s a great Nova special, Dawn of Humanity, that discusses this. They almost seem more like H. habilis or even Australopithecus…and yet, here they are, roughly 250,000 years ago, or roughly the same age as our own species. Huh. Scientists weren’t sure what they were seeing with these guys. They had small brains, and were apparently designed for climbing trees and rocks rather than running—which is a big divergence from pretty much everybody since the emergence of H. erectus.
Despite their apparent atavism, they seemed, amazingly, to intentionally bury their dead. The cave where they were found was so inaccessible that it required special expert spelunkers to access; and yet, the skeletons of multiple H. naledi individuals were found here—too many for it to have been an accident. This suggests that the place was some kind of tomb, or ritual repository for corpses. So with these guys, not only are we seeing an very ancient-looking species at a very recent date, but they’re practicing the very modern behavior of deliberate burial.
(16)
(17)
(18) 

Species 8: The Red Deer Cave People 

Last but not least, we have the Red Deer Cave people, from what is now Guilin, Southwest China, right next door to Guizhou, where I used to live:
I don’t know about you guys, but the cheekbones remind me of Darth Vader’s helmet. 

Anyway, the Red Deer Cave people are the most recent pre-modern human relatives that we know of, although they may technically represent a hybrid group with both archaic and anatomically modern ancestors (19). The remains we have currently are astonishingly recent—only 14,000 years old. By comparison, the last Neanderthals probably lived around 35,000 years ago. This is a big deal. Scientists are debating right now if they really are another species, hybrids, or just weird-looking H. sapiens. But if either of the former two possibilities is the case, it would mean that we shared the planet with our non-H. sapiens cousins far more recently than anyone has heretofore dared to imagine.
 
Conclusion 

So, the Red Deer Cave people bring us to the date 14,000 years ago, or as I like to say, 14 KYA. Following their passing—pending further discoveries—Homo sapiens is the last hominin* standing. In geological terms, we have passed the Last Glacial Maximum (20), which means that from now on, the ice sheets are receding into what we have today. 

Following the last glacial maximum, we have the planet, along with human culture, gradually undergoing a trajectory into what it is today. The paleolithic, which was characterized by big-game hunting, phased into the Mesolithic, characterized by small-game hunting. This transition happened between 14 and 10KYA. The Neolithic began between 10 and 7 KYA, when people started the practice of sedentary agriculture, in places like the Near East and New Guinea, and ended with the development of metal technology. Around this time came the emergence of true civilization, with urban centers by 6kya and the written word by 5kya. Of course, for some remote hunter-gatherer groups, the Mesolithic never really ended until modern times. Even today, in some parts of the world, there are people who can remember the first time they or anyone in their culture saw metal. 

To finish our journey through the days of cavemen, I’d like to draw attention to a find from Jordan, dated to 14kya and therefore contemporary with the Red Deer Cave People. Here, associated with what archaeologists call the Natufian culture, we find the remains of an oven, complete with 14,000-year-old bread crumbs and even traces of mustard seeds (21):
Which is great, because I like to spread mustard on my bread too. I’m in good company. Although there may be other evidence of cereal grains before this point, this find is most significant to me because here we’re finding bread crumbs, with a condiment still used today, that shared the planet with archaic hominins. Crazy stuff, and a good place to finish our series as it really marks the segue into the settled agricultural way of life that has been predominant in human history to the modern age. *hominin=bipedal hominids** 
**hominid=great ape 

Sources: 

1. https://www.pnas.org/content/107/14/6180 
2. https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg24432604-300-44000-year-old-hunting-scene-is-earliest-painted-story-ever-found/ 
3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-man
4. https://www.bradshawfoundation.com/chauvet/venus_sorcerer.php 
5. https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-28967746 
6. https://www.pnas.org/content/108/10/3888 
7. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/neanderthals-cave-art-humans-evolution-science 
8. https://www.facebook.com/tombjorklundart 
9. http://www.sci-news.com/archaeology/last-homo-erectus-07934.html 
10. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2095927321006174?via%3Dihub 
11. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denisovan 
12. https://www.newscientist.com/article/2210461-oldest-denisovan-art-discovered-on-100000-year-old-bone-fragments/ 
13. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y20pXB20Mog 
14. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2010/feb/21/hobbit-rewriting-history-human-race 
15. https://www.u-bordeaux.com/News/A-new-species-of-human-Homo-luzonensis-discovered-in-the-Philippines 
16. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2015/09/150915-humans-death-burial-anthropology-Homo-naledi/ 
17. https://www.americanscientist.org/article/the-latest-on-homo-naledi 
18. http://www.early-man.com/homo-naledi.html 
19. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Deer_Cave_people 
20. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Glacial_Maximum 
21. https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2018/07/24/631583427/14-000-year-old-piece-of-bread-rewrites-the-history-of-baking-and-farming?t=1640114496180

Thursday, December 16, 2021

Tha Brosary, Part IV: Luminous Mysteries (Thurs)

  (Disclaimer--I am perfectly aware that my pronunciation does not match the norms of Latin, Ecclesiastical or otherwise. For example, I pronounce "regnum" as /ɹɛgnʌm/, not /reɲum/. This is because I am a beginner with the Latin language, and have never had the opportunity to study it formally. Also, Latin today is more of a written than spoken language. So sit on that. If you got a problem, feel free to start buying me Latin lessons.)




(Signum Crucis--Sign of Cross)

✠ In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritu Sancti. Amen.

(Symbolum Apostolicam--Apostles' Creed)

Credo in Deum, Patrem omnipotentem, creatorem caeli et terrae. Et in Iesum Christum, Filium eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus et sepultus. Descendit ad infernos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis. Ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis. Inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum, carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam. Amen.

(Pater Noster--Our Father)

Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

(Ave Maria--Hail Mary)

Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benidictus fructus ventris tui Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.

(x3)

(Gloria Patri--Lesser Doxology)

Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

The First Luminous Mystery: The Baptism of Jesus.

After Jesus was baptized...the heavens were opened [for Him], and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove [and] coming upon Him. And a voice came from the heavens, saying, "This is my beloved Son, with whom I am well pleased." (Mt 3:16-17)
Fruit of the mystery: Openness to the Holy Spirit.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

(Oratio Fatima)

Domine Iesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in caelum omnes animas, praesertim eas quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.

The Second Luminous Mystery: The Wedding at Cana.

His mother said to the servers, "Do whatever He tells you." ...Jesus told them, "Fill the jars with water." So they filled them to the brim. (Jn 2:5-7)
Fruit of the Mystery: To Jesus through Mary.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Third Luminous Mystery: The Proclamation of the Kingdom of God.

"As you go, make this proclamation: "The kingdom of heaven is at hand." Cure the sick, raise the dead, cleanse lepers, drive out demons. Without cost you have received; without cost you are to give." (Mt 10:7-8)
Fruit of the mystery: Repentance and trust in God.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Fourth Luminous Mystery: The Transfiguration.

While He was praying His face changed in appearance and His clothing became dazzling white. Then from the cloud came a voice that said, "This is My chosen Son; listen to Him." (Lk 9:29, 35)
Fruit of the Mystery: Desire for holiness.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Fifth Luminous Mystery: The Institution of the Eucharist.

Then he took the bread, said the blessing, broke it, and gave it to them, saying, "This is My body, which will be given for you..." And likewise the cup after they had eaten, saying, "This cup is the new covenant in My blood." (Lk 22:19-20)
Fruit of the Mystery: Adoration.

(The Lord's Prayer in Tukudh Gwich'in)

Nikhwati' zhee zhit nighwìłnjik, Noozhrì’ shriinjuujuudinùu. Niguk’ègwaadhat nìjùuzhìt. Niyinjì’ zhee zhit gwik’ìt nankak akoo digoonjì’. Jii drin zhit nikhwe'enąhtsit, drin ndòo łegwidinaazhyaa nikhwashìi. Nikhwatr’igwaandùu nikhwa’oo’àn gwichiinlii, nits’oo aii nat tr’igwaandùu nikhwat’àngidii’in goots’an oo’àn gwichìidìlìi. Guk’àgwidandaii gwats’a’ nikhwat’anǫǫ’ee shrò’, gòo tr’igwaandùu nikhwa’anaonjìi. Amen.

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

(Angele Dei--Guardian Angel Prayer)

Angele Dei, cui custos es mei, me tibi comissum pietate superna. Hac hodie/nocte illumina, custodi, rege, et guberna. Amen.

(St. Michael Prayer)

Taxiarche Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio. Contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium. Imperet ille Deus, supplices deprecamur, et tuque, princeps militiae caelestis, Satanam aliosque spiritus malignos, qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo, divina virtute, in infernum detrude. Amen.

(Salve Regina--Hail Holy Queen)

Salve, Regina, mater misericordiae, vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra, salve. Ad te clamamus, exsules filii Hevae; ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle. Eia, ergo, advocata nostra, illos tuos misericordes oculos ad nos converte. Et Iesum, benedictum fructum ventris tui, ad nobis post hoc exsilium ostende. O clemens, o pia, o dulcis Virgo Maria.

V. Ora pro nobis, sancta Dei Genitrix.
R. Ut digni efficiamur promissionibus Christi.

Amen.

(Prayer After Rosary)

Deus, cuius Unigenitus per vitam, mortem et resurrectionem suam nobis salutis aeternae praemia comparavit: concede, quaesumus; ut, haec mysteria sacratissimo beatae Mariae Virginis Rosario recolentes. Et imitemur quod continent, et quod promittunt, assequamur. Per eundem Christum Dominum nostrum. Amen.

✠ In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritu Sancti. Amen.

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Tha Brosary, Part III: Glorious Mysteries (Wed & Sun)

 (Disclaimer--I am perfectly aware that my pronunciation does not match the norms of Latin, Ecclesiastical or otherwise. For example, I pronounce "regnum" as /ɹɛgnʌm/, not /reɲum/. This is because I am a beginner with the Latin language, and have never had the opportunity to study it formally. Also, Latin today is more of a written than spoken language. So sit on that. If you got a problem, feel free to start buying me Latin lessons.)



(Signum Crucis--Sign of Cross)

✠ In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritu Sancti. Amen.

(Symbolum Apostolicam--Apostles' Creed)

Credo in Deum, Patrem omnipotentem, creatorem caeli et terrae. Et in Iesum Christum, Filium eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus et sepultus. Descendit ad infernos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis. Ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis. Inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum, carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam. Amen.

(Pater Noster--Our Father)

Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

(Ave Maria--Hail Mary)

Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benidictus fructus ventris tui Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.

(x3)

(Gloria Patri--Lesser Doxology)

Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

The First Glorious Mystery: The Resurrection.

"Do not be amazed! You seek Jesus of Nazareth, the crucified. He is not here. Behold the place where they laid him." (Mk 16:6)
Fruit of the mystery: Faith.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

(Oratio Fatima)

Domine Iesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in caelum omnes animas, praesertim eas quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.

The Second Glorious Mystery: The Ascension.

So then the Lord Jesus, after He spoke to them, was taken up into heaven and took His seat at the right hand of God. (Mk 16:19)
Fruit of the Mystery: Hope.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Third Glorious Mystery: The Descent of the Holy Spirit.

And they were all filled with the Holy Spirit and began to speak in different tongues, as the Spirit enabled them to proclaim. (Acts 2:4)
Fruit of the mystery: Love of God.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Fourth Glorious Mystery: The Assumption.

"You are the glory of Jerusalem!...You are the great boast of our nation!...You have done good things for Israel, and God is pleased with them. May the Almighty Lord bless you forever!" (Jdt 15:9-10)
Fruit of the Mystery: Grace of a happy death.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Fifth Glorious Mystery: The Coronation.

A great sign appeared in the sky, a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars. (Rev 12:1)
Fruit of the Mystery: Trust in Mary's Intercession.

(The Lord's Prayer in Tukudh Gwich'in)

Nikhwati' zhee zhit nighwìłnjik, Noozhrì’ shriinjuujuudinùu. Niguk’ègwaadhat nìjùuzhìt. Niyinjì’ zhee zhit gwik’ìt nankak akoo digoonjì’. Jii drin zhit nikhwe'enąhtsit, drin ndòo łegwidinaazhyaa nikhwashìi. Nikhwatr’igwaandùu nikhwa’oo’àn gwichiinlii, nits’oo aii nat tr’igwaandùu nikhwat’àngidii’in goots’an oo’àn gwichìidìlìi. Guk’àgwidandaii gwats’a’ nikhwat’anǫǫ’ee shrò’, gòo tr’igwaandùu nikhwa’anaonjìi. Amen.

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

(Angele Dei--Guardian Angel Prayer)

Angele Dei, cui custos es mei, me tibi comissum pietate superna. Hac hodie/nocte illumina, custodi, rege, et guberna. Amen.

(St. Michael Prayer)

Taxiarche Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio. Contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium. Imperet ille Deus, supplices deprecamur, et tuque, princeps militiae caelestis, Satanam aliosque spiritus malignos, qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo, divina virtute, in infernum detrude. Amen.

(Salve Regina--Hail Holy Queen)

Salve, Regina, mater misericordiae, vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra, salve. Ad te clamamus, exsules filii Hevae; ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle. Eia, ergo, advocata nostra, illos tuos misericordes oculos ad nos converte. Et Iesum, benedictum fructum ventris tui, ad nobis post hoc exsilium ostende. O clemens, o pia, o dulcis Virgo Maria.

V. Ora pro nobis, sancta Dei Genitrix.
R. Ut digni efficiamur promissionibus Christi.

Amen.

(Prayer After Rosary)

Deus, cuius Unigenitus per vitam, mortem et resurrectionem suam nobis salutis aeternae praemia comparavit: concede, quaesumus; ut, haec mysteria sacratissimo beatae Mariae Virginis Rosario recolentes. Et imitemur quod continent, et quod promittunt, assequamur. Per eundem Christum Dominum nostrum. Amen.

✠ In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritu Sancti. Amen.

Friday, November 26, 2021

Tha Brosary, Part II: The Sorrowful Mysteries (Tues & Fri)

(Disclaimer--I am perfectly aware that my pronunciation does not match the norms of Latin, Ecclesiastical or otherwise. For example, I pronounce "regnum" as /ɹɛgnʌm/, not /reɲum/. This is because I am a beginner with the Latin language, and have never had the opportunity to study it formally. Also, Latin today is more of a written than spoken language. So sit on that. If you got a problem, feel free to start buying me Latin lessons.)


(Signum Crucis--Sign of Cross)

✠ In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritu Sancti. Amen.

(Symbolum Apostolicam--Apostles' Creed)

Credo in Deum, Patrem omnipotentem, creatorem caeli et terrae. Et in Iesum Christum, Filium eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus et sepultus. Descendit ad infernos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis. Ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis. Inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum, carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam. Amen.

(Pater Noster--Our Father)

Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

(Ave Maria--Hail Mary)

Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benidictus fructus ventris tui Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.

(x3)

(Gloria Patri--Lesser Doxology)

Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

The First Sorrowful Mystery: The Agony in the Garden.

He was in such agony and he prayed so fervently that His sweat became like drops of blood falling on the ground. When he rose from prayer and returned to His disciples, He found them sleeping from grief. (Lk 22: 44-45)
Fruit of the mystery: Sorrow for sin.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

(Oratio Fatima)

Domine Iesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in caelum omnes animas, praesertim eas quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.

The Second Sorrowful Mystery: The Scourging at the Pillar.

Then Pilate took Jesus and had Him scourged. (John 19:1)
Fruit of the mystery: Purity.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Third Sorrowful Mystery: The Crowning with Thorns.

They stripped off His clothes and threw a scarlet military cloak about him. Weaving a crown out of thorns, they placed it on His head, and a reed in His right hand. (Mt 27:28-29)
Fruit of the mystery: Courage.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Fourth Sorrowful Mystery: The Carrying of the Cross.

And carrying the cross Himself, He went out to what is called the Place of the Skull, in Hebrew, Golgotha. (Jn 19:17)
Fruit of the mystery: Patience.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Fifth Sorrowful Mystery: The Crucifixion.

Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Father, into Your hands I commend My spirit"; and when He had said this, He breathed his last. (Lk 23:46)
Fruit of the mystery: Perseverance.

(The Lord's Prayer in Tukudh Gwich'in)
Nikhwati' zhee zhit nighwìłnjik, Noozhrì’ shriinjuujuudinùu. Niguk’ègwaadhat nìjùuzhìt. Niyinjì’ zhee zhit gwik’ìt nankak akoo digoonjì’. Jii drin zhit nikhwe'enąhtsit, drin ndòo łegwidinaazhyaa nikhwashìi. Nikhwatr’igwaandùu nikhwa’oo’àn gwichiinlii, nits’oo aii nat tr’igwaandùu nikhwat’àngidii’in goots’an oo’àn gwichìidìlìi. Guk’àgwidandaii gwats’a’ nikhwat’anǫǫ’ee shrò’, gòo tr’igwaandùu nikhwa’anaonjìi. Amen.

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

(Angele Dei--Guardian Angel Prayer)

Angele Dei, cui custos es mei, me tibi comissum pietate superna. Hac hodie/nocte illumina, custodi, rege, et guberna. Amen.

(St. Michael Prayer)

Taxiarche Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio. Contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium. Imperet ille Deus, supplices deprecamur, et tuque, princeps militiae caelestis, Satanam aliosque spiritus malignos, qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo, divina virtute, in infernum detrude. Amen.

(Salve Regina--Hail Holy Queen)

Salve, Regina, mater misericordiae, vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra, salve. Ad te clamamus, exsules filii Hevae; ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle. Eia, ergo, advocata nostra, illos tuos misericordes oculos ad nos converte. Et Iesum, benedictum fructum ventris tui, ad nobis post hoc exsilium ostende. O clemens, o pia, o dulcis Virgo Maria.

V. Ora pro nobis, sancta Dei Genitrix.
R. Ut digni efficiamur promissionibus Christi.

Amen.

(Prayer After Rosary)

Deus, cuius Unigenitus per vitam, mortem et resurrectionem suam nobis salutis aeternae praemia comparavit: concede, quaesumus; ut, haec mysteria sacratissimo beatae Mariae Virginis Rosario recolentes. Et imitemur quod continent, et quod promittunt, assequamur. Per eundem Christum Dominum nostrum.  Amen.

✠ In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritu Sancti. Amen.

Monday, November 1, 2021

Tha Brosary, Part I: Joyful Mysteries (Mon & Sat)

 (Disclaimer--I am perfectly aware that my pronunciation does not match the norms of Latin, Ecclesiastical or otherwise. For example, I pronounce "regnum" as /ɹɛgnʌm/, not /reɲum/. This is because I am a beginner with the Latin language, and have never had the opportunity to study it formally. Also, Latin today is more of a written than spoken language. So sit on that. If you got a problem, feel free to start buying me Latin lessons.)


(Signum Crucis--Sign of Cross)

✠ In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritu Sancti. Amen.

(Symbolum Apostolicam--Apostles' Creed)

Credo in Deum, Patrem omnipotentem, creatorem caeli et terrae. Et in Iesum Christum, Filium eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus et sepultus. Descendit ad infernos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis. Ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis. Inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum, carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam. Amen.

(Pater Noster--Our Father)

Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

(Ave Maria--Hail Mary)

Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benidictus fructus ventris tui Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.

(x3)

(Gloria Patri--Lesser Doxology)

Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

The First Joyful Mystery: The Annunciation.

And when the angel had come to her, he said, "Hail, full of grace, the Lord is with you." (Lk 1:28)
Fruit of the Mystery: Humility.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

(Oratio Fatima)

Domine Iesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in caelum omnes animas, praesertim eas quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.

The Second Joyful Mystery: The Visitation.

Elizabeth, filled with the Holy Spirit, cried out in a loud voice and said, "Most blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb." (Lk 1:41-42)
Fruit of the Mystery: Love of Neighbor.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Third Joyful Mystery: The Nativity.

She gave birth to her firstborn Son. She wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn. (Lk 2:7)
Fruit of the mystery: Poverty in Spirit.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Fourth Joyful Mystery: The Presentation in the Temple.

When the days were completed for their purification according to the law of Moses, they took Him up to Jerusalem to present him to the Lord, just as it is written in the law of the Lord, "Every male that opens the womb shall be consecrated to the Lord." (Lk 2:22-23)
Fruit of the mystery: Obedience.

Pater noster...x1

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

The Fifth Joyful Mystery: Finding the Child Jesus in the Temple.

After three days they found Him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the teachers, listening to them and asking them questions. (Lk 2:46)
Fruit of the mystery: Joy in Finding Jesus.

(The Lord's Prayer in Tukudh Gwich'in)
Nikhwati' zhee zhit nighwìłnjik, Noozhrì’ shriinjuujuudinùu. Niguk’ègwaadhat nìjùuzhìt. Niyinjì’ zhee zhit gwik’ìt nankak akoo digoonjì’. Jii drin zhit nikhwe'enąhtsit, drin ndòo łegwidinaazhyaa nikhwashìi. Nikhwatr’igwaandùu nikhwa’oo’àn gwichiinlii, nits’oo aii nat tr’igwaandùu nikhwat’àngidii’in goots’an oo’àn gwichìidìlìi. Guk’àgwidandaii gwats’a’ nikhwat’anǫǫ’ee shrò’, gòo tr’igwaandùu nikhwa’anaonjìi.

Ave Maria...x10

Gloria Patri...x1

Domine Iesu...x1

(Angele Dei--Guardian Angel Prayer)

Angele Dei, cui custos es mei, me tibi comissum pietate superna. Hac hodie/nocte illumina, custodi, rege, et guberna. Amen.

(St. Michael Prayer)

Taxiarche Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio. Contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium. Imperet ille Deus, supplices deprecamur, et tuque, princeps militiae caelestis, Satanam aliosque spiritus malignos, qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo, divina virtute, in infernum detrude. Amen.

(Salve Regina--Hail Holy Queen)

Salve, Regina, mater misericordiae, vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra, salve. Ad te clamamus, exsules filii Hevae; ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle. Eia, ergo, advocata nostra, illos tuos misericordes oculos ad nos converte. Et Iesum, benedictum fructum ventris tui, ad nobis post hoc exsilium ostende. O clemens, o pia, o dulcis Virgo Maria. Amen.

V. Ora pro nobis, sancta Dei Genitrix.
R. Ut digni efficiamur promissionibus Christi.

(Prayer After Rosary)

Deus, cuius Unigenitus per vitam, mortem et resurrectionem suam nobis salutis aeternae praemia comparavit: concede, quaesumus; ut, haec mysteria sacratissimo beatae Mariae Virginis Rosario recolentes. Et imitemur quod continent, et quod promittunt, assequamur. Per eundem Christum Dominum nostrum. Amen.

✠ In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritu Sancti. Amen.

Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Bro's Graduation Speech: Free East Turkestan!

Every graduate at my ceremony gets an 8 second video clip to say whatever they want. Here's mine.

"I call for individual awareness of and international action against the ongoing genocide in western China! 天滅中共 tian1 mie4 zhong1 gong4 ('may Heaven obliterate the Chinese Communist Party')!"

Free East Turkestan/Xinjiang, Tibet, and Southern/Inner Mongolia! As for Taiwan, hopefully the 大陆共匪 'mainland communist bandits' will surrender soon. Then we can investigate their genocides against Tibetans, Falun Gong Practitioners, and most recently non-ethnolinguistically-Chinese Muslims such as the Uyghurs and Kazakhs. Don't forget the tens of millions of Han Chinese murdered by the CCP since its founding. Let's end the genocide and bring down the evil CCP. Liberate Hong Kong and buy Taiwanese pineapples! 天滅中共!

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Across Alaska with Jeffrey John


 Jeffrey is back by popular demand, let's hear what he has to say about caribou hunting, the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, and ancient migrations into the Western Hemisphere.

The mysterious, handsome young stranger on the right of the screen is my pal Mark.